I had my hands full of things that had to get in the house....and Nash.
Who...when he wants....can move like his butt is on fire. But, when it's raining.....he is a snail!
And he does not think he can carry more than 1 thing...and that is really asking a lot from him.
So, I get him out of the Van.....my arms are full.
And I stopped by Starbuck's...so, I have a nice venti black iced tea no sweetener in hand.
Our driveway...is steep.
I step...half of my foot on the sidewalk...half not. My ankle weakens.......#$%*!
I save myself...for only a nano-second.
Then down I go..........front first.
Into a puddle of VERY COLD rain & mud.
When I land....of course my purse explodes. My Starbuck's...to laugh at me. Hits the ground, bounces up...in tact....and comes right for me! #$%*! Not, it does not survive...and mockingly.......gets mainly on me. Yep, it was very icey.
Nash of course...is speedy now...and from the porch yells out for me to hurry.
@#$&!
I get myself up...and think. Wow, I am soaked but other than my left hand scratched up....I am ok.
I pick myself up....look around for any watchers...and bolt into the house.
I leave my shoes at the door...and slowly walk into the house.
Sophie greets me. Oh ya...today...are you kidding me!
She asks, Mom...are you ok? I look at her...stupified.
Ok...the house is kind of dark.
I slowly walk into the kitchen and turn on the light.
Oh, she can laugh....but then....if it were the other way around....I would be in hysterics too :)
I felt fine yesterday.
This morning, I wake up...thinking....OMG! Did someone beat me up while I was sleeping? I take some ibuprofen and go back to bed.
I have suffered all day....really! Laughing...HURTS! My hands....HURT! My back?? HURTS! my knees...HURT!
I am living on ibuprofen today. It's not helping. I HURT!
And wouldn't you know....not one mark! Not one...to point to and say...look at my boo boo!
@#$&! *&^%$#@!
I am going to bed....
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